The Reverse Psychology of The Guru
Dyslexic Wisdom & UnFamous Quotes

BeFore We Start,
Some food 4 thought & insight into the mind,body,spirit of The Guru
In over 40 years of rememberable Existence
I have Created My Own Way of LIFE
That has been developed by the watching,study of & Testing the Boundaries of
HUMAN NATURE ...
In the following statements,remarks,poems,quotes
By myself & by The GOD ALMIGHTY
You will find that ALL mankind including myself
Are
Corrupt, Evil, SINNER'S ...
From birth, in  ALL  our  D.N.A.
And ONLY by the SPIRIT & GRACE of GOD
Do We make choices that take us away from the Path that ALL of us must Travel
To Search & Find Who we are within OurSelve's
Which Determine Where we END _ UP in Death
And What We Receive as Blessing in LIFE ...

MY FINDING'S :

WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING BACKWARDS
95 % of What Man does I have found that by doing the Opposite
There is Less trouble & More ENJOYment ...
Almost EveryThing I do, I do Backwards of Y.O.U.
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<<< 4 STARTER'S >>>

We should retire 1st.
Then work til' we Die ...
Because we're 2 dam old to ENJOY "IT"
let alone able to do anything worth waiting 60 + Years 4 !!!
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I pour my mix 1st.
A Mix Can Not Stir a Drink
But, The Drink can Stir the Mix ...
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I back into the drive way ...
This way, I never have to look pulling Out & never run over
bikes, pets, Cars, kids etc ...
But We are in such a rush
To make up time we do things that cost us double, sometimes 100 fold
To busy to back in & To busy to pay attention backing out in a rush ... ???
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Brush your teeth & Shave in the shower
IT can SAVE your Marriage
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The SECRET to a HAPPY family
1 R.U.L.E.
"NO" ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD
"NO"
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BurgerKing  MICROWAVES  their Hamburgers
"NOT HOME of the FLAME BROILED WHOPPER"
Unless you ask Fresh Grilled Please ...
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JESUS is the WAY
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The Rat Race Has NO Finish Line
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There are "NO" Winner's & "NO" Prize's
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So where you goin' ???
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I will Always be a Kid at HEART ...
Because, thats what keeps me SMART ...
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G - U - R - U
gee you are you
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"IF" you Live like it sounds,
when you Spell "IT" ( GURU )
Then YOU are !!!
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A Guru is a Seeker & Sharer  of WISDOM & KNOWLEDGE
That ONLY the Spirit of GOD can Provide ...
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The WORD, WILL, & COMMANDMENTS
of GOD
Are the EASIEST of Tasks You'll EVER Try  ...
BUT the HARDEST of Challenges You'll EVER Do !!!
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I've been L@@Kin from the OutSide IN ...
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I Know where You've been ...
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I sit to pee, it is Healthier
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I bake AWESOME Brownies
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I can Build a House
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I can catch a Mouse
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My WISDOM & WIT are really fast
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I can Still Kick ass
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I wake naturally, When MY eye's open
NOT by a LOUD Buzzzzzing noise ...
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Adults & their toys ???
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I can grow Killer grass
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I have NO watch
& Keep NO time ...
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GOD has "NO" watch
but is Keepin' Mine ...
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Are Y.O.U. on HIS Time ???
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Life is a Parable of Rhymes
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UNDERSTAND  "IT"  Correctly &  It's SUBLIME
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PATIENCE  is a VIRTUE  "WE"  can Not wait 4 ...
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P.C. " Politically Correct
POSITIVELY - CONTRACTIVE
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"IF" you Don't Know   JESUS ...
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YOU can Go to HELL ...
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Being GOOD as HEAVEN , SHOUNT get YOU their ...
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They Say, We Should ... I Say, We Don't ...
Just Say SHOUNT  !!!
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"IF" GOD did not Make "IT"
I do not Take "IT" ...
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Keep "IT" Real ...
4 REAL ...
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GOD is the Maker
HE is also the Taker !!!
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Give HIM Credit 4 EVERYTHING good YOU do
& Praise HIM 4 EVERYTHING bad YOU don't ...
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The Do's  &  Don'ts
The Should's  &  SHOUNT's
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Pray before YOU start Each day
NOT after Each Day starts YOU ...
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"IT's"  PREVENTATIVE  Medicine for L.I.F.E.
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Listen Carefully
Pray 1 Time for Each Request
Then CONTINUE to Give Thanks as "IF" you Have Received "IT"
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Praying in Repetition is VAIN ( do NOT repeat, again & again )
As "IF" GOD did NOT Know of Your Needs Before You came to HIM
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Men are SINNER'S
A Truer Way I Seek
Therefore ,
I NEVER Think before I Speak ...
So the Words Meant tobe Heard & Spoken
NEVER Come Out Corrupt & Broken ...
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LIVE - Life
don't let
Life - LIVE
Y.O.U.
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"IF" EVERYONE HATES YOUR IDEA !!!
It's  probably Really good  :)
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Always Listen to YOUR GUT
It's 1 of the Ways GOD speaks to US ...
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NEVER think Your TOO little or NOT important enough !!!
To do:  MIRACLE'S 4 GOD   !!!
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Our Words & THE WORD are Our Weapons
be Careful how YOU use Them ...
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I DARE YOU !!!
To  CHALLENGE   GOD !!!
TO  "KEEP"  HIS
WORD
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GET SAVED 2 DAY !!!
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Be SAFE  2 MORROW  
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Life is just a RIDE ...
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It's NOT meant to work & sleep away !!!
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But Tobe new Experiences ENJOYED each day ...
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Giving GLORY to GOD !!!
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HE planned a Better LIFE for Y.O.U.
Than your Living ???
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Parents are NOT here, so much as to Teach us,
as They are for us to Learn from Their mistakes ...
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Do as I Say,
NOT as I do   !!!
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Thats what That Statement MEANS ...
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Our LAWS are Based On the 10 COMMANDMENTS
& Yet it is ILLEGAL to Hang the 10 COMMANDMENTS
in a Court of Law or School where We Instil Values in Our Children ???
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We have become a society of Mixed Signals ...
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Separation of Church & State
Are Contradictive of What Values
of Our Founding Father's Had Instilled ...
In  GOD  We Trust !!!
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I do wish Everyone was just like ME
But Looked Different ... :)
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That way, There'd be NO arguments
And Everyone would be Right All the Time ...
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Thy Word is Thy WEAPON,
Thy Covenant Thy SHIELD,
Flying Bullets, SHOUNT,
Impregnate this FORCE FIELD ...
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THE WAY ...

"  It is RIGHT it is TRUE, IT is right in Front of YOU,

It, is NOT,Rough,Bumpy,Rushed or UnKind,

It's ALWAYS, Helping,Gentle and Bring's PEACE of MIND,

IT, Can be used by ANYONE,at ANY T.I.M.E.

It Can be used by Women and Men and even by the BLIND,

It is NEVER Wrong, It is Always RIGHT,

It is TRUE by DAY, It is TRUE by NIGHT,

It is FREE of PAY, It is The LIGHT,

IT is the WAY "

Ace Banger, The Guru ...
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" Man's BIGGEST Down Fall is that
He Can NOT follow the RULE's He Sets 4 Other's "
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" To Follow GOD is The Easiest Thing in the World 2 Try,
But The hardest Thing in World 2 Do "
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Wanna be Rich  ???
Give Your LIFE to JESUS
ALL IN  !!!  No L@@King Back
OR
Sell Your SOUL to the Devil !!!
But, Y.O.U. Shount ,
Lean On & Claim
ONE
While Riding with the Other ...
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There is NO , place in FAITH or FATE
for Doubt ...
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We Show More Humanity Towards Thing's that Have No HeartBeat
Than We Do Towards L.I.F.E. it's Self ...
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If You have FAITH in NoThing
You'll Never Believe in AnyThing  
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He Who Believe's, also Receive's
He Who does Not, Can Only Deceive
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Wanna be a Star, Do what Everyone else is Afraid Too ...
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Wanna get Noticed, Do the Opposite of Everyone else
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Wanna Know What ??? It's better !!!
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